Salvaged consolation win

Royal Oak LA Fitness 2Ball Report: Belts, Meltdowns, and the Really Rottens Today’s headline: 4 belts handed out — 3 to Kawhi, 1 to Morrow. That’s right, the “still salty from Wednesday” crew pulled a comeback, but not without drama. Game one: Fire Crew (the Fireman, myself, Dill, and Chef) went head-to-head with the cartoon villains themselves the Really Rottens (Kawhi, Morrow, Pops, and Ike the Heat). We smoked them 10–8, stripping away what little the revenge they wanted from Wednesday’s devastating L's Game two: we started 4–0, looking unstoppable. Then… the Fireman and I went colder than Michigan in January. Dill and Drew (Chef’s sub) tried to drag us across the finish line, but let’s be honest — we were just a little too heavy. The Rottens clawed back with five straight wins to salvage a consolation W and save face. Final scorecard: • Belts: Kawhi 3, Morrow 1. • Dignity: Barely salvaged by the Really Rottens. • Pettiness Report: Strong and thriving. This has been Mike, your petty correspondent. See you Monday (because ya boy is OUT this weekend).