Monday morning

🔥 Royal Oak LA Fitness 2Ball Morning Madness 🔥 Breaking news out of Royal Oak this morning: seven showed, six competed, and one legend spectated-slash-subs. The card read: The Good Guys (Me, Jordy, Pops) vs. The Fire Crew a.k.a. The Bad Guys (Fireman, Kawhi, and Morrow—who is bad bad). 📊 Set One Recap The Good Guys came out like it was Game 7, steamrolling the Fire Crew 10-6. That’s right, 10-6. Don’t adjust your glasses, don’t clean out your ears. We whooped that tail. Kawhi and Fireman? Respectable. Morrow? Shots were fired but the heat showed up without Ike going figure Special cameo: Sue Shef, who rotated in between Fire Crew losses like a sous chef seasoning an already burnt dish. 📊 Set Two Recap Drama alert. Kawhi pulled a shocking heel turn and joined the Good Guys. At 2-1, Jordy went Dennis-Light Mode yes, Dennis-Light. He blew up Morrow’s belt play like TNT in the corner. Fireman’s last gasp shot? Snuffed out by Kawhi. We smelled smoke, but it wasn’t the Fire Crew cooking it was their morning collapsing. Final? 5-2 Good Guys. 🧹🧹🧹 👀 Lingering Questions for Wednesday • Will Morrow stop being bad bad and just settle for regular bad? • does Kawhi consider it charity for winning with the good guys • Where is Smalls? The Royal Oak Missing Persons Unit has launched a search party. My twin not so petty Myke already filed a report: “Oh where, oh where has our Smalls been?” Confused you won't be after Wednesday's episode of 2ball! Stay tuned. Wednesday’s gonna be petty.