Royal Oak LA Fitness – 2Ball Madness Recap
Today at Royal Oak, the court saw 3 belts, 2 comebacks, and one petty masterpiece nobody saw coming. Let me paint the picture.
On one side: Team Kawhi, Morrow a.k.a. Kobe, and Pops (a.k.a. Father Timeless).
On the other: The Good Guys – Dill-Good, Jordy Gooder, and yours truly, Goodest.
We pick it up at 6–6. Both teams trading haymakers. Then Kawhi, feeling real confident, drops a line: “Let’s leave them there.” And for a moment, he was a prophet – his squad ran off 3 in a row to go up 9–6.
But then… it happened. 🚨 Warning started blasting in the background. 🚨
And just like that, the good guys went full Michael Myers mode – unkillable. Four straight dubs. Set over. 10–9 Good Guys.
Belts were flying: Jordy already had one, was on back-to-back, but clanked the dagger from the corner. Morrow swooped in like an infomercial "But wait, there’s more!” and snatched a belt.
Then came Set Two (first to 5). Pops subbed out, Sue Chef clocked in. The Good Guys extended their streak to 7 straight games. Royal Oak thought it was a sweep. But Kawhi and Morrow weren’t folding laundry they came storming back, 4 straight wins, Kawhi grabbing a belt. Tension was thick.
And then? Warning dropped again.
Like clockwork, The Good Guys took 2 straight to snatch the set 5–4.
LL Cool J said it best: “Don’t call it a comeback.” We’ve been here. We’ve done this. Kawhi and Morrow can talk Friday smoke all they want, but until then? The Good Guys bask in glory two sets, two belts, two L’s handed out with extra sauce.
Ike, are you hearing this? Kawhi’s out here catching losses in surround sound.
Check the blog for pics and highlights: 2ballerfam.com.
Until Friday, this has been your petty correspondent,
Mike – King of pettiness
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